Showing posts with label Fall/Winter2012. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fall/Winter2012. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

So. Here we go again. The second part of my worst finds from the Fall/Winter 2012 Ready To Wear Collections. Time to bring out the barf-bags!

J. W. Anderson

I have seen many of my friends in latex. They all look very sexy. Here, something must have gone terribly wrong though...

Jeremy Scott

Jeremy Scott

If my boyfriend wore something like this...No, wait. I don't even have a boyfriend. Case closed!

Julien David

I know how she feels. Some days you just feel like dressing up as a white cactus... 

Junya Watanabe

...Or in a skirt made of dried poo...

Louise Grey

Here we have a clear case of "what happened?".

Maison Martin Margiela

"Bartender, could I please have a straw to my cocktail? A long one."

Maison Martin Margiela

This outfit is great if you have a habit of getting toilet paper stuck in your skirt! No one would notice!

Marc Jacobs

Can someone please tell me how big fashion designers can create things like this?!!!

Meadham Kirchhoff

I had a comment about this one, but I felt it was superfluous...

Miguel Adrover

Here, it's all about the hat!

Neil Barrett

And here we have the perfect jacket for back-pregnancies!

Proenza Schouler

Nice proportions...

Ter et Bantine

Hm...

Viktor & Rolf

It's horrible how animals suffer because we humans want to steal their fur nowadays. Especially when the fur is used in a complete wasteful way - like in the...um...dress?...above!

VPL

Ok. This last one just makes me cry. Did she forget to shave her leotard?...




















Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Things I Want Right Now

So here comes the second part of Things I Want Right Now from the Fall/Winter 2012 Ready to Wear Collections! Enjoy!

Etro

Colorful coat that would look great among the orange-red fall-leaves!

Gucci

Transparent black and sparkling purple. Sweet...

Imitation of Christ

The perfect dress for the 30s vamp!

J. Mendel

Love the bodice on this dress! The bottom part looks a bit strange, but I think it might be because the camera caught the movement at the wrong time...

Jenny Packham

Weeeeeeeee!!!!

Jeremy Scott

This one ended up in this post just because it would be the perfect dress to wear if I went to a party during Stockholm Pride Week!

Jil Sander

Sweet as a rosebud! My tattoos would look great in that one...

L'Wren Scott

Royal, dark purple velvet...

Lela Rose

Lovely!!!

Marchesa

The bottom of this dress looks like white feathers!

Marios Schwab

You already know I like black lace. I also love this green color!

Mary Katranzou

Mary Katranzou knows how to make interesting dresses! The skirt looks a bit like a folded napkin.

McQ

McQ

Two dresses from McQ I would seriously kill for...Don't wear one in my presence. If you do you might go home without it. Grrrrr...

Michael Kors

Michael Kors 

Michael Kors

Three more wearable ensembles from Michael Kors. These are the sort of outfits I could wear every day!

Monique Lhuillier

Very pretty...


Naeem Khan

This would be perfect for lazy at-home days!...

Naeem Khan

...This one too! Why not?!...

PPQ

PPQ

Gorgeous suit and coat from PPQ! Warm and cozy!

Zac Posen

Ooops he did it again..."Mr. Posen will you be my date for the midnight ball if I wear this?" *Sigh*...

Zac Posen

Super elegant and well fitting = WANT!!!



























Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

What a surprise! After yesterday's feast for the eyes, now follows something that may ruin your eyes forever - the Things I DON'T Want Right Now from the Fall/Winter 2012 Collections!

A Détacher

Ok. I can imagine that if I ever put those pants on I would never be able to take them off, because they're probably too comfortable. And that's the reason I would never try them on!

Akris

Maybe she came in third place, and that's why she's wearing bronze?...

Ann-Sofie Back Atelje

Not sure exactly what this is...

Ann-Sofie Back Atelje

If I saw someone walking down the street in this, I would probably end up in the emergency room with laughing-realted injuries...

Blumarine

I just can't understand how big fashion-names can create things like this?! I mean - come on!!!

Central Saint Martins

Central Saint Martins

Central Saint Martins

Central Saint Martins

Four "lovely" outfits from Central Saint Martins. The last one seriously looks like someone just puked over that whole poor boy! In their defense I have to add that this collection was one of the most amusing to watch!

Chadwick Bell

Not even the shoes are right in this outfit!

Comme des Garcons

Comme des Garcons

Two creations by Comme des Garcons. I can see how the bottom one could be good to wear if you're trying to hide in a rose bush...

Emporio Armani

Armani usually makes such clean, elegant things. Here there's just too many things going on at once...

Emporio Armani

"The straight-jacket - now also for frozen lunatics!"

Etro

"Look! I dressed up as a caterpillar!"

Fashion East

What a very flattering cut to those panties! And the bustière really fits well over that...um...floral thingy...

Fashion East

So this is from the same Fashion East collection as the little number above. I wonder what theme they decided on during the creation?...

Francesco Scognamiglio

And last, but not least, we have the giant shrimp! Also known as the shaved punany!






















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