Things I DON'T want right now

As usual, after one of my Things I want right now posts, follows one of these horrible ones, when I share some of the awful things - still from the S/S 2012 ready to wear collections - I found while looking for the good stuff. This time I have something for the men too...

Kenzo

You know those blue plastic covers you have to put over your shoes (at least in Sweden) when you visit a doctor or a dentist, so you won't sully the floor? Well, those were never meant to be the inspiration for designer shoes! NEVER!!!!!!!

Lacoste

And if you don't want to sully yourself, while for example eating, it might be a good idea to wear a huge bib. Like this one by Lacoste.

Lanvin

I can see how this might, perhaps, look good on at least a few people in this world, if they wore the pants or the top. Together it's just too messy...

Maison Martin Margiela

Tip number 1: When you buy a rug, please put it on the floor - not on yourselves.

Tip number 2: The plastic the carpet is wrapped in at delivery is there only to protect it from dirt. When it's delivered, take the plastic off!!!

Maison Martin Margiela

No! No! No! Aaaaaahhhh!!!!!

Mary Katrantzou

And this is what happens if you do too much drugs before getting dressed!

Norma Kamali

Classy. Very classy...

Roksanda Ilincic

And then we have the girl who decided to wear the cover to her mattress...After doing too much drugs...Again...

Topshop Unique

Whoever styled this model should be fired! Poor girl...

Jeremy Scott

I know there are at least a few men who read this blog. So, what do you think? It would probably have been even sexier if he hadn't shaved his chest first...Or maybe he's too young to actually have chest hair?!

Jeremy Scott

But this one has to bee my favorite! If I had a boyfriend this is exactly how I'd want him to dress...Just kidding! If he put something like this on I would rip everything off in about two seconds, and then burn it on the floor in the living room, before performing an exorcism on the boyfriend to get rid of the horrible-fashion demons...Oh dear...

Made In China - And Made OF China

In some Mediterranean countries people have been breaking crockery to get rid of material goods, in order to receive the New Year, for centuries. The Chinese designer Li Xiaofeng got inspired by this tradition and started recycling glass and porcelain in his new line of artistic clothing.

Li - who originally was trained as a muralist - takes shards of traditional ceramics from the Song, Ming, Yuan and Qing dynasties, and then sews them together, like a puzzle, on a leather background to create these stunning garments. Each piece is hand shaped and polished. Then holes are drilled into each corner and linked together with silver wire.

Here is the master himself, with the unique polo shirt he created for Lacoste.

There's a slightly more confortable version of the shirt too!

These porcelain clothes are wearable though!

Not sure they're so very lightweight...

...But if Li Xiaofeng wanted me to wear one of his creations I would surely say yes!