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| Kenzo |
You know those blue plastic covers you have to put over your shoes (at least in Sweden) when you visit a doctor or a dentist, so you won't sully the floor? Well, those were never meant to be the inspiration for designer shoes! NEVER!!!!!!!
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| Lacoste |
And if you don't want to sully yourself, while for example eating, it might be a good idea to wear a huge bib. Like this one by Lacoste.
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| Lanvin |
I can see how this might, perhaps, look good on at least a few people in this world, if they wore the pants or the top. Together it's just too messy...
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| Maison Martin Margiela |
Tip number 1: When you buy a rug, please put it on the floor - not on yourselves.
Tip number 2: The plastic the carpet is wrapped in at delivery is there only to protect it from dirt. When it's delivered, take the plastic off!!!
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| Maison Martin Margiela |
No! No! No! Aaaaaahhhh!!!!!
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| Mary Katrantzou |
And this is what happens if you do too much drugs before getting dressed!
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| Norma Kamali |
Classy. Very classy...
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| Roksanda Ilincic |
And then we have the girl who decided to wear the cover to her mattress...After doing too much drugs...Again...
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| Topshop Unique |
Whoever styled this model should be fired! Poor girl...
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| Jeremy Scott |
I know there are at least a few men who read this blog. So, what do you think? It would probably have been even sexier if he hadn't shaved his chest first...Or maybe he's too young to actually have chest hair?!
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| Jeremy Scott |
But this one has to bee my favorite! If I had a boyfriend this is exactly how I'd want him to dress...Just kidding! If he put something like this on I would rip everything off in about two seconds, and then burn it on the floor in the living room, before performing an exorcism on the boyfriend to get rid of the horrible-fashion demons...Oh dear...
