Things I DON'T Want Right Now

The people who has been following me for awhile knows that after one of my Things I Want Right Now Posts, I always do a post with horrible things I really DON'T want right now! For the readers who hasn't seen any of these posts before, a little warning - you might want to get a puke bag before scrolling down...So. From the Spring 2013 Ready-To-Wear collections...

3.1 Phillip Lim

Could someone please explain to me how this is supposed to look good?...

3.1 Phillip Lim

There once was a time when this would have been seen as very cool - that time was called "the 80s". WHY can designers not let go of that decade?!!!!!!!!!

Acne

For me tie-dye is a crime...And then they tied the skirt like that too. Hm...

Acne

Ok. I'm just gonna let Tard the Grumpy Cat take this one...

Source

A Degree Fahrenheit

And here we have a case of "oops we ran out of fabric"...

Alexis Mabille

Not sure what happened here...

Anne Valérie

I don't know any woman who would put on a pair of pants that would make her look pregnant. Poor model...

Anne Valérie

If anyone can see anything in this outfit that actually fits the body of the wearer, please tell me!...

Anthony Vaccarello

"What make you thing I just escaped from the insane asylum?"

Ashish

Ooooo! The half-half outfit! A cool idea that has been done a million times - and still no one has been able to make it look good...

Ashish

Hm...I wonder what color I should choose today? Diarrhea brown...

Belstaff

...or more of a normal-poo brown?

Brandon Sun

AHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Camilla and Marc

"Did you just...oh...they're supposed to hang like that?! I see..."

Christopher Kane

Bows can look pretty, and bows can look not so pretty...

Comme des Garcons

Comme des Garcons

Two lovely, very inventive, creations from Comme des Garcons! I wonder if the coat in the bottom picture wouldn't be easier to wear if you actually put your arm through the sleeve though?...

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

And as usual a Things I DON'T Want Right Now post, follows the one I did yesterday. Get used to it...But I've noticed the post where I show you the things I don't want are more popular than the ones where I show you the good stuff. Hm...Anyway. Here comes the first part of horrible things I found among the Resort 2013 Collections!

Acne

The way the boots and pants go together reminds me of something ABBA wore back in the day. It might have been cool then, but not now. That low wast is extremely unflattering too. Completely out of proportion. It might work on you if you are a hip hopper though - and a boy...

Altuzarra

No, no, no! Or, as they say in Russia; Njet, njet, njet!!!

Antonio Marras

Cute. Very cute...Just kidding...

Barbara Bui

Cool model. Cool hair. The plastic poo she's dressed in - not so cool...

Celine

What bothers me about this outfit is the bottom of the pants. Seriously?!!!

Celine

Transparent clothes can be oh so beautiful!...And sometimes - as we see here - oh so horrible...

Chanel

Chanel

I love 18th century clothes, and usually when today's designers get inspired by this lavish century, it turns out quite well. Here though, are two examples when it didn't turn out quite so well...

Givenchy

No comment...

House of Holland

When you mow your lawn, don't wear white! This might happen...

Jason Wu

This dress could have been really pretty, if Mr. Wu could just have made up his mind whether he wanted to make it short or long. Why? WHYYYYY?!!!!

Jen Kao

Uhm...It's probably comfy though...

Josie Natori

This just doesn't look right somehow. Those colors together, and the ill-fitting pants. Nope!