L'Wren Scott Resort 2013

While looking through the Resort 2013 Collections I discovered that L'Wren Scott was on the list! This is her first resort collection, and if you like dressing up in vintage from the 40s-50s, I'm sure you'll find a few pieces to love in this line! L'Wren hand-drew the fabric prints, among which you find a colorful cap pattern called "Hat's Off" - which celebrates "those who fight for peace and freedom" - and a graphic box print that is actually Morse code spelling out the designer's name and the phrase "don't fake it".

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

And after yesterday's lovely post, here naturally follows the second part of atrocities from the Resort 2013 Collections...

Marni

This feels a bit difficult to define. So I'll simply refrain from doing that.

Michael Kors

My eyes actually feel weird from looking at this outfit!

Mother of Pearl

I'm sorry, but I wouldn't even sleep in this...

Nicole Miller

No comments...

Nicole Miller

Same comment as above...

Norma Kamali

No, I don't even think aliens dress like this!

Organic by John Patrick

What is wrong with this picture?...Answer: He's not wearing sock suspenders...etc...

Philosophy

This is what happens when you smoke too much weed while designing!

Ralph Lauren

Ralph Lauren

Hey ho!

Reed Krakoff

This looks a bit like a carrot that is starting to go bad, with the outer layer slowly starting to fall off...

VPL

Look at that stance! Splendid! And the boots! Wow...This dress will also make your boobs look great! Especially if one of them hangs, and the other one is perky...Seriously. Can someone please give this poor woman a bra? Or at least some duct tape?!...

Things I Want Right Now

Here comes the second part of things I wouldn't mind having in my closet, that I found in the Resort 2013 Collections!

J. Mendel

J. Mendel

J. Mendel

One floral and two transparent from J. Mendel. The bottom one looks like being dressed in mist...

Marchesa

Red dresses are always nice, but can look very provocative sometimes. This is a nicer, sweeter version of red.

Oscar de la Renta

Yes please!!!

Reem Acra

Love the petrol color on this dress!

Valentino

A dress for the fairy queen that lives somewhere inside of most girls...

Zac Posen

If I could have one thing in my closet, it would be Zac Posen himself! It would be a dream getting dressed by that man...*Sigh*...

Zac Posen

Another gorgeous petroleum gown! It's not often you see this color, and now I have two petroleum dresses in the same blog post.

Z Spoke by Zac Posen

A simple, yet lovely dress from Mr. Posen's less expensive line Z Spoke. I could just lounge around the house in this one every day, sometimes resting a bit on my chaise lounge with a big box of chocolates...Diva? Who? Me?!...

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

And as usual a Things I DON'T Want Right Now post, follows the one I did yesterday. Get used to it...But I've noticed the post where I show you the things I don't want are more popular than the ones where I show you the good stuff. Hm...Anyway. Here comes the first part of horrible things I found among the Resort 2013 Collections!

Acne

The way the boots and pants go together reminds me of something ABBA wore back in the day. It might have been cool then, but not now. That low wast is extremely unflattering too. Completely out of proportion. It might work on you if you are a hip hopper though - and a boy...

Altuzarra

No, no, no! Or, as they say in Russia; Njet, njet, njet!!!

Antonio Marras

Cute. Very cute...Just kidding...

Barbara Bui

Cool model. Cool hair. The plastic poo she's dressed in - not so cool...

Celine

What bothers me about this outfit is the bottom of the pants. Seriously?!!!

Celine

Transparent clothes can be oh so beautiful!...And sometimes - as we see here - oh so horrible...

Chanel

Chanel

I love 18th century clothes, and usually when today's designers get inspired by this lavish century, it turns out quite well. Here though, are two examples when it didn't turn out quite so well...

Givenchy

No comment...

House of Holland

When you mow your lawn, don't wear white! This might happen...

Jason Wu

This dress could have been really pretty, if Mr. Wu could just have made up his mind whether he wanted to make it short or long. Why? WHYYYYY?!!!!

Jen Kao

Uhm...It's probably comfy though...

Josie Natori

This just doesn't look right somehow. Those colors together, and the ill-fitting pants. Nope!

Things I Want Right Now

Half of 2012 has flown past, so it feels about time to start looking into what the designers want us to wear in 2013. This Things I Want Right Now post will be the first of two where I show you my favorites from the Resort 2013 Collections!

Alexander McQueen

Alexander McQueen

Alexander McQueen

Three amazing creations from Alexander McQueen! The big metal buckle - that seems to go around to the back - gives the two top dresses a bit of a superwoman feeling!

Belstaff

I fell for this Belstaff dress and jacket because it reminds me of what the pilots wore during WWII. If I had been a pilot during those days, this is what I would have dressed myself in!

Carolina Herrera

Carolina Herrera

Lovely summer dresses from Carolina Herrera. The bottom one should be worn by a goddess...

Christian Dior

The thing I want here is the blouse. Love that peplum!...

Christian Dior

...And this is the skirt I would wear it to!

Christian Dior

Also pretty in an orangey red!

Giambattista Valli

This dress would be perfect for vacuuming! Easy to move around in, but still pretty.

Gucci

Pretty flower embroidery!!!