What I DON'T Want Right Now

As promised in my last post, here comes the second part of the horrible stuff I found while going through the Resort 2014 collections. For the first part, look here!

House of Holland

Notice the scared expression on the model's face...

Issa

Not sure what to say about this one. Guess it simply made me speechless.

J. Mendel

Could have ended up well, but for some reason it just looks cheap and trashy.

J.W. Anderson

And this is what happens when you're not prepared for zombie attacks on your way to work. Always be prepared! Next time they might be coming for you...

Kenzo

If you want to accentuate your boobs, this is a good example of how you shouldn't do it!

Kenzo

Nope...

Rochas

Nope again...

Ter et Bantine

I've said it before, and I say it again - women do not want their legs to look short!!!

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Things I Want Right Now

Time for the second part about the Things I Want Right Now, from the Spring 2013 Ready-To-Wear collections!

L'Wren Scott

L'Wren Scott

L'Wren Scott

Thinking of asking L'Wren Scott if she wants to become my personal clothes-maker. If she doesn't have anything better to do I mean...

Lela Rose

Looks lik watercolor-flowers. Pretty!

Misha Nonoo

Sometimes I like full-length skirts and dresses. This one I want! If you didn't notice, the print is flamingos!

Motonari Ono

Inventive way of doing a runway, but I have to say I'd rather have seen the dress on the moving model who is carrying it...Lovely dress anyway!

Norma Kamali

Late 40s Hollywood glamour!

Oscar de la Renta

Oscar de la Renta

Oscar de la Renta

Three gorgeous dresses by Oscar de la Renta!

Pamella Roland

Black, simple, and very stylish!

Ralph Lauren

Red dream...

Rochas

Love this one! Not so sure about the shoes she's wearing to it though...

Sachin + Babi

Fell in love with this skirt! Wish it was a bit more red, and not so orange though. Don't like wearing orange...

Saint Laurent

Saint Laurent

Saint Laurent

Tree cool "Witches of Eastwick" dresses! Could imagine me and two friends casting spells at some party in those!

Saint Laurent

What I want here is that cape! Powder-pink and sparkly!

Valentino

Valentino

Two vintage-looking dresses from Valentino!

Vivienne Westwood

Gimme! Gimme! GIMME!!!!!

Vivienne Westwood Red Label

Cute top with matching cardigan and skirt!

Zac Posen

Zac Posen

And we end - as usual - with my favorite - Zac Posen! If someone feels like donating these two dresses to me, that's completely ok...

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

As you might have expected from yesterday's Things I Want Right Now post, today we take a look at the horrible stuff. The clothes that should never have been made. Still from the 2012 Resort Collections...

Richard Chai

Richard Chai

Richard Chai

Richard Chai

Four outfits by the same designer. Maybe he should have chosen another profession...That last, grey thing, should never be worn by any woman over ten years old!!!...

Rochas

...And neither should this!!!

Rochas

Uhm...I...This...No.

Francesco Scognamiglio

I seriously have no idea what's going on here! A complete mystery...

Ohne Titel

You can actually see in the model's face what she is thinking here: "Please make the pants look better in the picture, than they do in reality". But no, they don't...