Things I Want Right Now

Time for the second part about the Things I Want Right Now, from the Spring 2013 Ready-To-Wear collections!

L'Wren Scott

L'Wren Scott

L'Wren Scott

Thinking of asking L'Wren Scott if she wants to become my personal clothes-maker. If she doesn't have anything better to do I mean...

Lela Rose

Looks lik watercolor-flowers. Pretty!

Misha Nonoo

Sometimes I like full-length skirts and dresses. This one I want! If you didn't notice, the print is flamingos!

Motonari Ono

Inventive way of doing a runway, but I have to say I'd rather have seen the dress on the moving model who is carrying it...Lovely dress anyway!

Norma Kamali

Late 40s Hollywood glamour!

Oscar de la Renta

Oscar de la Renta

Oscar de la Renta

Three gorgeous dresses by Oscar de la Renta!

Pamella Roland

Black, simple, and very stylish!

Ralph Lauren

Red dream...

Rochas

Love this one! Not so sure about the shoes she's wearing to it though...

Sachin + Babi

Fell in love with this skirt! Wish it was a bit more red, and not so orange though. Don't like wearing orange...

Saint Laurent

Saint Laurent

Saint Laurent

Tree cool "Witches of Eastwick" dresses! Could imagine me and two friends casting spells at some party in those!

Saint Laurent

What I want here is that cape! Powder-pink and sparkly!

Valentino

Valentino

Two vintage-looking dresses from Valentino!

Vivienne Westwood

Gimme! Gimme! GIMME!!!!!

Vivienne Westwood Red Label

Cute top with matching cardigan and skirt!

Zac Posen

Zac Posen

And we end - as usual - with my favorite - Zac Posen! If someone feels like donating these two dresses to me, that's completely ok...

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

And after yesterday's lovely post, here naturally follows the second part of atrocities from the Resort 2013 Collections...

Marni

This feels a bit difficult to define. So I'll simply refrain from doing that.

Michael Kors

My eyes actually feel weird from looking at this outfit!

Mother of Pearl

I'm sorry, but I wouldn't even sleep in this...

Nicole Miller

No comments...

Nicole Miller

Same comment as above...

Norma Kamali

No, I don't even think aliens dress like this!

Organic by John Patrick

What is wrong with this picture?...Answer: He's not wearing sock suspenders...etc...

Philosophy

This is what happens when you smoke too much weed while designing!

Ralph Lauren

Ralph Lauren

Hey ho!

Reed Krakoff

This looks a bit like a carrot that is starting to go bad, with the outer layer slowly starting to fall off...

VPL

Look at that stance! Splendid! And the boots! Wow...This dress will also make your boobs look great! Especially if one of them hangs, and the other one is perky...Seriously. Can someone please give this poor woman a bra? Or at least some duct tape?!...

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

As usual, after one of my Things I Want Right Now posts, a Things I DON'T Want Right Now post follows. Get ready to be horrified!

Celine

First of all - doesn't this picture look pretty weird? Out of proportion? Then we have the outfit too. One of the pieces, put together with something else, might have worked. All of them together just looks like an unkept garden...

Marc Jacobs

This is a clear case of wallpaper-camouflage! The only thing she needs to do is finding a wall that looks exactly like her outfit and stand next to it. Gone!!!

Norma Kamali

I love black lace! This is probably the best example I have on how to not use it though!

Reed Krakoff

And here we have the poor school girl who wants to be really hip, but just gets it so wrong!

Reed Krakoff

Uhm...

Willow

Uhm...again...

Roberto Cavalli

Seriously - what the f is that thing hanging between her legs? Looks like a built-in camel toe...

Things I DON'T want right now

As usual, after one of my Things I want right now posts, follows one of these horrible ones, when I share some of the awful things - still from the S/S 2012 ready to wear collections - I found while looking for the good stuff. This time I have something for the men too...

Kenzo

You know those blue plastic covers you have to put over your shoes (at least in Sweden) when you visit a doctor or a dentist, so you won't sully the floor? Well, those were never meant to be the inspiration for designer shoes! NEVER!!!!!!!

Lacoste

And if you don't want to sully yourself, while for example eating, it might be a good idea to wear a huge bib. Like this one by Lacoste.

Lanvin

I can see how this might, perhaps, look good on at least a few people in this world, if they wore the pants or the top. Together it's just too messy...

Maison Martin Margiela

Tip number 1: When you buy a rug, please put it on the floor - not on yourselves.

Tip number 2: The plastic the carpet is wrapped in at delivery is there only to protect it from dirt. When it's delivered, take the plastic off!!!

Maison Martin Margiela

No! No! No! Aaaaaahhhh!!!!!

Mary Katrantzou

And this is what happens if you do too much drugs before getting dressed!

Norma Kamali

Classy. Very classy...

Roksanda Ilincic

And then we have the girl who decided to wear the cover to her mattress...After doing too much drugs...Again...

Topshop Unique

Whoever styled this model should be fired! Poor girl...

Jeremy Scott

I know there are at least a few men who read this blog. So, what do you think? It would probably have been even sexier if he hadn't shaved his chest first...Or maybe he's too young to actually have chest hair?!

Jeremy Scott

But this one has to bee my favorite! If I had a boyfriend this is exactly how I'd want him to dress...Just kidding! If he put something like this on I would rip everything off in about two seconds, and then burn it on the floor in the living room, before performing an exorcism on the boyfriend to get rid of the horrible-fashion demons...Oh dear...