What a surprise! After yesterday's feast for the eyes, now follows something that may ruin your eyes forever - the
Things I DON'T Want Right Now from the Fall/Winter 2012 Collections!
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A Détacher |
Ok. I can imagine that if I ever put those pants on I would never be able to take them off, because they're probably too comfortable. And
that's the reason I would
never try them on!
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Akris |
Maybe she came in third place, and that's why she's wearing bronze?...
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Ann-Sofie Back Atelje |
Not sure exactly what this is...
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Ann-Sofie Back Atelje |
If I saw someone walking down the street in
this, I would probably end up in the emergency room with laughing-realted injuries...
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Blumarine |
Four "lovely" outfits from
Central Saint Martins. The last one seriously looks like someone just puked over that whole poor boy! In their defense I have to add that this collection was one of the most amusing to watch!
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Chadwick Bell |
Not even the
shoes are right in this outfit!
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Comme des Garcons |
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Comme des Garcons |
Two creations by
Comme des Garcons. I can see how the bottom one could be good to wear if you're trying to hide in a rose bush...
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Emporio Armani |
Armani usually makes such clean, elegant things. Here there's just too many things going on at once...
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Emporio Armani |
"The straight-jacket - now also for frozen lunatics!"
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Etro |
"Look! I dressed up as a caterpillar!"
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Fashion East |
What a very flattering cut to those panties! And the bustière really fits well over that...um...floral thingy...
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Fashion East |
So this is from the same
Fashion East collection as the little number above. I wonder what theme they decided on during the creation?...
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Francesco Scognamiglio |
And last, but not least, we have the giant shrimp! Also known as the shaved punany!