What I DON'T Want Right Now

As promised in my last post, here comes the second part of the horrible stuff I found while going through the Resort 2014 collections. For the first part, look here!

House of Holland

Notice the scared expression on the model's face...

Issa

Not sure what to say about this one. Guess it simply made me speechless.

J. Mendel

Could have ended up well, but for some reason it just looks cheap and trashy.

J.W. Anderson

And this is what happens when you're not prepared for zombie attacks on your way to work. Always be prepared! Next time they might be coming for you...

Kenzo

If you want to accentuate your boobs, this is a good example of how you shouldn't do it!

Kenzo

Nope...

Rochas

Nope again...

Ter et Bantine

I've said it before, and I say it again - women do not want their legs to look short!!!

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What I DON'T Want Right Now

As I've said before, it's a bit frightening to see what horrible creations some of the big designers can come up with sometimes. But as taste differs, I'm sure someone will like them... or not... Here comes a few of the things I really didn't like from the Resort 2014 collections though!

Altuzarra

Gold lamé can be nice, but not in a whole pantsuit. Too much...

Anne Valérie

Hello 80s tracksuit that has been washed too many times!

Cédric Charlier

Print-blend-warning!

Christian Dior

I used to love Dior. Their clothes were so elegant and stylish once upon a time. This though, is not stylish!

Christian Dior

And neither is this...

Costume National

Usually women want clothes that make their legs look long. Hm...

Honour

Most women also want clothes that flatters their bodies. The only way this outfit would look good was on a pregnant lady.

Gabriele Colangelo

This is a great camouflage if you want to go out in the forest and hide i white moss! For some reason...

Giles

The weirdest thing in this picture is the fact that the model looks like a colorful zombie.

Gucci

Again, too much of the same sleazy fabric.

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Things I DON'T Want Right Now

After yesterday's pretty dresses - here comes the second part of my Things I DON'T Want Right Now posts, from the Spring 2013 Ready-To-Wear collections! Enjoy!...Or not...

DressCamp

Let's start with one for the boys! I just LOVE those big cut-outs on the front of the legs! Hehe...

Emilia Wickstead

These pants could have been a good idea. But then something went utterly wrong with the hip/waist part. There's even a bit of a camel-toe warning here...

Imitation of Christ

I really don't know what to say about this one...Speechless...

Jeremy Laing

Uhm...yeah...

Mulberry

And here we have another attack of diarrhea! Why does so many designers go for this color?!!! And in a whole outfit?!!!

Ne-net

Why? WHYYYYYYYY?!!!!!

Peter Jensen

"Hello. I'm not like other people. Could you guess?...!

PPQ

No comment...

Richard Nicoll

Feels like maybe the skirt got stuck in something just when she entered the runway, and broke...

Stephen Burrows

Another case of extremely bad waistline!

Stephen Burrows

This is something I would imagine to find in a random store with very cheap clothes - not on Fashion Week...

Stella McCartney

What woman would like to wear anything that makes it look like she has very short legs, and a very long upper body? 

Suno

Ok. The only time I wear something like this, is when I'm living out my Dexter-fantsies in the "lab". Afterwards I always take it off though, and burn it, together with the remaining parts of the person I just lived out those fantasies on!

Suno

This looks like something a small child would wear to bed...

Theysken's Theory

Who has made use of their barf bags yet? I just did...

Todd Lynn

When the banana peel starts getting a bit brown, the banana usually tastes really sweet! 

Versus

Feel very disappointed in fashion right now...

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

The people who has been following me for awhile knows that after one of my Things I Want Right Now Posts, I always do a post with horrible things I really DON'T want right now! For the readers who hasn't seen any of these posts before, a little warning - you might want to get a puke bag before scrolling down...So. From the Spring 2013 Ready-To-Wear collections...

3.1 Phillip Lim

Could someone please explain to me how this is supposed to look good?...

3.1 Phillip Lim

There once was a time when this would have been seen as very cool - that time was called "the 80s". WHY can designers not let go of that decade?!!!!!!!!!

Acne

For me tie-dye is a crime...And then they tied the skirt like that too. Hm...

Acne

Ok. I'm just gonna let Tard the Grumpy Cat take this one...

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A Degree Fahrenheit

And here we have a case of "oops we ran out of fabric"...

Alexis Mabille

Not sure what happened here...

Anne Valérie

I don't know any woman who would put on a pair of pants that would make her look pregnant. Poor model...

Anne Valérie

If anyone can see anything in this outfit that actually fits the body of the wearer, please tell me!...

Anthony Vaccarello

"What make you thing I just escaped from the insane asylum?"

Ashish

Ooooo! The half-half outfit! A cool idea that has been done a million times - and still no one has been able to make it look good...

Ashish

Hm...I wonder what color I should choose today? Diarrhea brown...

Belstaff

...or more of a normal-poo brown?

Brandon Sun

AHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Camilla and Marc

"Did you just...oh...they're supposed to hang like that?! I see..."

Christopher Kane

Bows can look pretty, and bows can look not so pretty...

Comme des Garcons

Comme des Garcons

Two lovely, very inventive, creations from Comme des Garcons! I wonder if the coat in the bottom picture wouldn't be easier to wear if you actually put your arm through the sleeve though?...