Things I DON'T Want Right Now

The people who has been following me for awhile knows that after one of my Things I Want Right Now Posts, I always do a post with horrible things I really DON'T want right now! For the readers who hasn't seen any of these posts before, a little warning - you might want to get a puke bag before scrolling down...So. From the Spring 2013 Ready-To-Wear collections...

3.1 Phillip Lim

Could someone please explain to me how this is supposed to look good?...

3.1 Phillip Lim

There once was a time when this would have been seen as very cool - that time was called "the 80s". WHY can designers not let go of that decade?!!!!!!!!!

Acne

For me tie-dye is a crime...And then they tied the skirt like that too. Hm...

Acne

Ok. I'm just gonna let Tard the Grumpy Cat take this one...

Source

A Degree Fahrenheit

And here we have a case of "oops we ran out of fabric"...

Alexis Mabille

Not sure what happened here...

Anne Valérie

I don't know any woman who would put on a pair of pants that would make her look pregnant. Poor model...

Anne Valérie

If anyone can see anything in this outfit that actually fits the body of the wearer, please tell me!...

Anthony Vaccarello

"What make you thing I just escaped from the insane asylum?"

Ashish

Ooooo! The half-half outfit! A cool idea that has been done a million times - and still no one has been able to make it look good...

Ashish

Hm...I wonder what color I should choose today? Diarrhea brown...

Belstaff

...or more of a normal-poo brown?

Brandon Sun

AHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Camilla and Marc

"Did you just...oh...they're supposed to hang like that?! I see..."

Christopher Kane

Bows can look pretty, and bows can look not so pretty...

Comme des Garcons

Comme des Garcons

Two lovely, very inventive, creations from Comme des Garcons! I wonder if the coat in the bottom picture wouldn't be easier to wear if you actually put your arm through the sleeve though?...

Things I DON'T want right now

Wow! I must be psychic! Yesterday I said a Things I DON'T want right now post would follow the post I did yesterday - and here it is! Amazing...For all of you who weren't reading this blog when I did one of these posts about what I DON'T want right now before, I can just tell you that here is where I show you pictures of outfits that really make me wonder what the designers thought about when they created these...um..."things"...If you're suffering from epilepsy or easily fall into a nervous breakdown, I strongly advice you not to continue reading! Here we go...

Alexis Mabille

Hm...Maybe if you use a belt...Or...No...

Blumarine

Oh, I'm SO sorry! I forgot to tell you to have a barf bag ready too...

Burberry Prorsum

That a big fashion house like Burberry can make a dress and a jacket like this, and then put them together, seriously makes me wonder if the end of the world might be closing in...

Christopher Kane

Cute...Very cute................................And there my barf bag received it's first content!

Christopher Raeburn

I just feel so sorry for this girl! I just can not look at her without starting to laugh! THAT LIPSTICK - Ha, ha, haaaaaaa!!!! And doesn't those pants remind you of one of those topography maps you got to use in school when the PE teacher forced you to run around in the cold rain orienteering?!

Comme des garcons

If you ever want to dress up as a giant tampon for a masquerade, Commes des garcons has the perfect outfit for you!

Givenchy

This might not be that bad. The only problem with it is that the second I saw it I thought of the female reproduction organ...Can you see it? So if one person goes to the masquerade as a tampon, I guess it's only fitting her friend goes as a c...

Isabel Marant

And this is what happens if you haven't got enough fabric for the last dress, and have to use small scraps you find on the floor. To try and cover it up with that shirt does not make it better though!

Isabel Marant

No comment...

Jeremy Scott

Same comment as above...

Issey Miyake

"Hi, I'm calling to get an appointment with Dr Snuggles. It seems my head has gotten stuck in an egg...".

Now, after looking at this, I think we all should go to YouTube and search for "cute kitten videos"...