Red Valentino Spring 2013

While looking through the Ready-To-Wear collections for Spring 2013, I saw one collection I though deserved a whole post of its own - Red Valentino! It's full of the cutest dresses, that would make anyone look like a doll!

You can see the whole collection here!

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

After yesterday's pretty dresses - here comes the second part of my Things I DON'T Want Right Now posts, from the Spring 2013 Ready-To-Wear collections! Enjoy!...Or not...

DressCamp

Let's start with one for the boys! I just LOVE those big cut-outs on the front of the legs! Hehe...

Emilia Wickstead

These pants could have been a good idea. But then something went utterly wrong with the hip/waist part. There's even a bit of a camel-toe warning here...

Imitation of Christ

I really don't know what to say about this one...Speechless...

Jeremy Laing

Uhm...yeah...

Mulberry

And here we have another attack of diarrhea! Why does so many designers go for this color?!!! And in a whole outfit?!!!

Ne-net

Why? WHYYYYYYYY?!!!!!

Peter Jensen

"Hello. I'm not like other people. Could you guess?...!

PPQ

No comment...

Richard Nicoll

Feels like maybe the skirt got stuck in something just when she entered the runway, and broke...

Stephen Burrows

Another case of extremely bad waistline!

Stephen Burrows

This is something I would imagine to find in a random store with very cheap clothes - not on Fashion Week...

Stella McCartney

What woman would like to wear anything that makes it look like she has very short legs, and a very long upper body? 

Suno

Ok. The only time I wear something like this, is when I'm living out my Dexter-fantsies in the "lab". Afterwards I always take it off though, and burn it, together with the remaining parts of the person I just lived out those fantasies on!

Suno

This looks like something a small child would wear to bed...

Theysken's Theory

Who has made use of their barf bags yet? I just did...

Todd Lynn

When the banana peel starts getting a bit brown, the banana usually tastes really sweet! 

Versus

Feel very disappointed in fashion right now...

Things I Want Right Now

Time for the second part about the Things I Want Right Now, from the Spring 2013 Ready-To-Wear collections!

L'Wren Scott

L'Wren Scott

L'Wren Scott

Thinking of asking L'Wren Scott if she wants to become my personal clothes-maker. If she doesn't have anything better to do I mean...

Lela Rose

Looks lik watercolor-flowers. Pretty!

Misha Nonoo

Sometimes I like full-length skirts and dresses. This one I want! If you didn't notice, the print is flamingos!

Motonari Ono

Inventive way of doing a runway, but I have to say I'd rather have seen the dress on the moving model who is carrying it...Lovely dress anyway!

Norma Kamali

Late 40s Hollywood glamour!

Oscar de la Renta

Oscar de la Renta

Oscar de la Renta

Three gorgeous dresses by Oscar de la Renta!

Pamella Roland

Black, simple, and very stylish!

Ralph Lauren

Red dream...

Rochas

Love this one! Not so sure about the shoes she's wearing to it though...

Sachin + Babi

Fell in love with this skirt! Wish it was a bit more red, and not so orange though. Don't like wearing orange...

Saint Laurent

Saint Laurent

Saint Laurent

Tree cool "Witches of Eastwick" dresses! Could imagine me and two friends casting spells at some party in those!

Saint Laurent

What I want here is that cape! Powder-pink and sparkly!

Valentino

Valentino

Two vintage-looking dresses from Valentino!

Vivienne Westwood

Gimme! Gimme! GIMME!!!!!

Vivienne Westwood Red Label

Cute top with matching cardigan and skirt!

Zac Posen

Zac Posen

And we end - as usual - with my favorite - Zac Posen! If someone feels like donating these two dresses to me, that's completely ok...