Showing posts with label Reed Krakoff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reed Krakoff. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

And after yesterday's lovely post, here naturally follows the second part of atrocities from the Resort 2013 Collections...

Marni

This feels a bit difficult to define. So I'll simply refrain from doing that.

Michael Kors

My eyes actually feel weird from looking at this outfit!

Mother of Pearl

I'm sorry, but I wouldn't even sleep in this...

Nicole Miller

No comments...

Nicole Miller

Same comment as above...

Norma Kamali

No, I don't even think aliens dress like this!

Organic by John Patrick

What is wrong with this picture?...Answer: He's not wearing sock suspenders...etc...

Philosophy

This is what happens when you smoke too much weed while designing!

Ralph Lauren

Ralph Lauren

Hey ho!

Reed Krakoff

This looks a bit like a carrot that is starting to go bad, with the outer layer slowly starting to fall off...

VPL

Look at that stance! Splendid! And the boots! Wow...This dress will also make your boobs look great! Especially if one of them hangs, and the other one is perky...Seriously. Can someone please give this poor woman a bra? Or at least some duct tape?!...















Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Things I DON'T Want Right Now

As usual, after one of my Things I Want Right Now posts, a Things I DON'T Want Right Now post follows. Get ready to be horrified!

Celine

First of all - doesn't this picture look pretty weird? Out of proportion? Then we have the outfit too. One of the pieces, put together with something else, might have worked. All of them together just looks like an unkept garden...

Marc Jacobs

This is a clear case of wallpaper-camouflage! The only thing she needs to do is finding a wall that looks exactly like her outfit and stand next to it. Gone!!!

Norma Kamali

I love black lace! This is probably the best example I have on how to not use it though!

Reed Krakoff

And here we have the poor school girl who wants to be really hip, but just gets it so wrong!

Reed Krakoff

Uhm...

Willow

Uhm...again...

Roberto Cavalli

Seriously - what the f is that thing hanging between her legs? Looks like a built-in camel toe...









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